Saturday, January 8, 2011

Little Darlings


My dad loves this song.

I talk about my moms family a lot, but my dad, in all honesty, is pretty great too. Here I am with my dad and grandma last year. They are both amazing people that I love. I think we all look nice here. Were from Los Angeles. That's all.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

SECRET SHOP!



The amazing, beautiful, talented Kitty Jensen will be setting up a Secret Shop, Pop Up at Space 15 Twenty for the month of January.
January 8th, Anna Oxygen, Becky Stark, Mira and the Finches will be playing a show to celebrate! Yay! That's actually a kick ass lineup now that I look at it closer. Holy fuck, if you can you should go to this show. Anyhow, its at Space 15 Twenty, January 8th from 3- 7 pm, come, shop and find some finds and enjoy the festivities! click here for address and details.




And if you don't go for the clothes, go for Kitty, cos she's a gem! Sadly though, Ira won't be there.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Conflict of Interest?

Seriously, did Matt Le Blanc just look way better holding a bottle than other actors? Is the bottle a metaphor for the wang? Who knows, but apparently Matt can't advertise anything that isn't cylinder shaped and filled with refreshment and or 'goodness.' He also seems to not mind the 'wait.'


Saturday, January 1, 2011

Feliz Coupleanos, Paulito!




Paul, you've got my love locked down. Paul is the sweetest, most talented, kindest, funniest, love ever. You are a gentle, subtle human who's charms and secrets come with trust and time, but once you get them they are ten fold and worth the wait! Being friends with you is like always finding the perfect potted plant at the OSH garden center and having it bloom brilliant colors for weeks to come. Happy birthday in this New Year!

Friday, December 31, 2010

Funny You Should Ask

My personal top of pops. Enjoy and Happy New Year!!!!!!!






best part? the tags in marker on the knuckles. it washes off. download it now.

its time to make some music videos, you old men. just kidding, if youre old than so am i. ride on, rock on forever.

get lost in this one. its like joni mitchel on helium on acid on boones.
Things to look forward to:
Emily Lacy full length next month/this month
EMA this spring
Men, soon?

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

From the old timey vault

Googling yourself is like masturbating, everyone does it alone when the door is locked, so lets all just get over that right now. Okay, so I found this earlier while jerking myself off. It's from 2005. I'm honestly a little embarrassed by how much wittier and cleverer I was back then. Maybe a wet brain really does do a writer good. Oh Gawker, Dr. Mishkin, New York, what a dream.


And just for shits and giggles, I offer this absolutely mesmerizing interview with Leonardo Dicaprio conducted by Daisy Fuentes that disolves into this incredible cringe ride that alternates between total rudeness, flirtation, mutual dislike and then absolute raw sexual chemistry and then peters out into a clip of young Leo being straddled by a 90's actress blonde. The best part? When Leo mispronounces the name of the films screenwriter and then checks his watch on air. All the while Daisy refuses to play the apologetic ninny, holding her own and even taking the last shot. It is riveting, riveting stuff.

After Basketball Diaries young Leo played Rimbuard. Whatta wanna bet he's got some dusty, nineties notebook scribbled with bad poetry? Like my man Katzban likes to say "Someone telling me their favorite poet is either Bob Dylan or Tupac Shakur is like if I said my favorite Blues singer was Jim Belushi." ps, thats a link dummy!

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Cum Again!


Before I peace out completely for the Holiday's I would like to say this:
I know you're reading, why not say hi? Don't let the spam commenters have all the fun.
In any event, I hope you enjoyed your stay. But lay a little wordage on me if you don't mind, lets make this a symbiotic kinda thang.